tumblr is like a nightclub
and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here
but then he looks at robert pattinson
and just gives him this knowing nod like
you can stay
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.