my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via that-timey-wimey-stuff)
"her beauty cannot be measured with standards of a colonized mind."
- meshelle ndegeocello (via spring1999)
(Source: oyin-yemanja, via putalittlestardustinmyeyes)
tumblr is like a nightclub
and twilight tries to get in and the bouncer is like hell no, you’re not cool enough to get in here
but then he looks at robert pattinson
and just gives him this knowing nod like
except you
you can stay
(Source: ithinkyoureawaffle, via broseidonnnn)
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
(Source: doodoomar, via broseidonnnn)
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
(via risingmoonflower19)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via risingmoonflower19)
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
(Source: rdjmpreg666, via risingmoonflower19)
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
(Source: youngandsweatpants, via wewontburnout)
- school: hi your GPA needs to be at least a 4.2 and you have to get perfect scores on your SAT's and ACT's and HSPA's and LMNOP's so you should be spending every second of your life studying if you want to get into college
- school: oh but you should be in 6000 clubs and activities
- school: and do volunteer work
- school: but you need a car and gas money to get to all these places so have a job
- school: do sports
- school: be musically talented
- school: wow eww you breathe?? colleges won't like that
- school: best four years of your life!!1!
