February 2012
January 2012
Studying for my World Religions exam
- Me: I don't know too much about Hinduism...shit.
- White Kid: Wait, aren't you...
- Me: No.
- White Kid: I always thought you were because...
- Me: I'm brown?
- White Kid: NONONO, NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, NO.
One of my best friends just told me that our near death experiences are the sparks that keep our friendship alive. -_- lmao, I don't even know what to say.
- me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
- mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
I'm watching Forrest Gump for the millionth time (i.e. third) and Haley Joel Osment is just so freaking adorable.
- knock knock
- who's there
- no one because you have no friends
This whole getting my calc hw done in 20 minutes is awesome. I'm dreading the day that this stuff gets harder. :[
True story- so about a year ago my mother said to me “you’re going to have lunch with this boy Ryan- I want you two to catch up- you were so close when you were little” and I figured ok sure why not, so I went to lunch with Ryan and we had a great time and I was flirting and I think he was flirting back and then we went for a walk around the canal outside the resteraunt and he kissed me and it was great and then when I got home my mom said “so did you and your cousin reconnect nicely?”
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When you come across a pen that writes absolutely beautifully and smoothly.
You’re like:
and then when you lose it you’re like:
If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked like Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
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