ofmiceandmario: insanecorgi: corgisandboobs: yourcreepyuncle: if you’re sad just remember imagine them coming for you tackling you licking your face covering you in their excited puppy wiggles imagine how fluffy that’d be That description is almost as good as the gif. Almost. yes HOW CAN I PLEASE YOU, OH PERFECT BUNDLES OF JOY AND LOVE!
It’s often said that libertarianism is the philosophy of “I’ve got mine and f’...– Wendy Gittleson (via lgbtadvocate)
No one has run for presidential office for so long while conveying so little...– Romney’s Candidacy Has No Meaning, But It May Not Matter (via azspot)
Just as a snake sheds its skin, we must shed our past over and over again.– Buddha (via celestialcat)
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
you know you're really lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
iwillalwayslovethefool: Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
me: hey i just met you..
stranger: *walks away*
me: now you're just somebody that i used to know
WHEN I SEE ANOTHER STATUS ABOUT HEALTH CARE REFORM