bombaycinemaclub: The first sip of tea is always the hardest. that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
watchyourcankles: don’t take things personally. i think that’s the number one rule of pretty much everything. if you’ve got that down, you’ve got it all.
liamkingdom: tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
damonallbran: preliminaires: neugenics: badafro: ohmygustavsson: pregnancy begins when you look at a boy pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy pregnancy begins the dark pregnancy the dark pregnancy rises
manswers: HEY DUDE EVER WONDER HOW MANY BEER CANS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR GIRLS TIT?! HOW MANY BRICK WALLS CAN YOU DRIVE THROUGH WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF?! HOW MANY BEERS CAN YOU DRINK ON AN EXPLODING ELEPHANT WITHOUT HURTING YOUR BALLS?! THIS EPISODE ON MANSWERS! FOOTBALL! V8 ENGINES! BEER! BOOBS!
coconut-kid: basically all my sentences start with one of these ok so basically omg no but seriously actually ok wow ok wow (or wow ok) wait but wait no wait guys oh wow so like dude
chrisehvans: the longest relationship i’ve had is with the same password i’ve been using for everything for 6 years
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
boytheselittlethings: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or i fucking love you
on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore
tigers-havefoundme: ezra—-k0enig: i just have a question what would posses you to name your child channing that sounds like an action man i really feel like channing today we should chan