August 2012
bombaycinemaclub:
The first sip of tea is always the hardest.
that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
watchyourcankles:
don’t take things personally.
i think that’s the number one rule of pretty much everything.
if you’ve got that down, you’ve got it all.
liamkingdom:
tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
damonallbran:
preliminaires:
neugenics:
badafro:
ohmygustavsson:
pregnancy begins when you look at a boy
pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy
pregnancy begins
the dark pregnancy
the dark pregnancy rises
manswers: HEY DUDE EVER WONDER HOW MANY BEER CANS YOU CAN FIT IN YOUR GIRLS TIT?! HOW MANY BRICK WALLS CAN YOU DRIVE THROUGH WITHOUT KILLING YOURSELF?! HOW MANY BEERS CAN YOU DRINK ON AN EXPLODING ELEPHANT WITHOUT HURTING YOUR BALLS?! THIS EPISODE ON MANSWERS! FOOTBALL! V8 ENGINES! BEER! BOOBS!
coconut-kid:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
dude
chrisehvans:
the longest relationship i’ve had is with the same password i’ve been using for everything for 6 years
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
boytheselittlethings:
willinoise:
^lil playa~~
so does this make me a fucked up individual or
i fucking love you
on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore
tigers-havefoundme:
ezra—-k0enig:
i just have a question what would posses you to name your child channing that sounds like an action
man i really feel like channing today we should chan
